Spencer Rice

It's difficult to perform sexually if your mind is preoccupied with the many stressors of life. But fear not because I’m here to help. I've compiled a list of things that might cross your mind, which could have a negative effect on your sex life. more

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This is a first for me. I’m stunned that he works with a script at all. Larry David has done eight season of Curb, and he doesn’t use a script. Most people put the camera on a tripod, push record and improvise. Is this guy playing with a full deck? more

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Wow. This question might be stupider than the question posed by the big-titted, nose breaker. I will address your question about monogamy after I blast you for your grotesque lack of common sense. more

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There will be no way to avoid “crippling his ego”. Although the term “crippling” might be a tad harsh. I prefer the term damage, which offers the some hope of partial ego repair through therapy. more

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Spenny, what are your thoughts on the ol' wedding ring trick? I'm not married, but I'm considering wearing one out to the bar from time to time to see if I could pick up a few hungry homewreckers. Do you think this would work... and do you think it's more

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The obvious good is one’s ability to instantly produce, send, and store pictures of one’s genitals using various portable devices. When you really think about it, it’s much cooler than the invention of the wheel. more

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At what point in a relationship do you think it becomes inappropriate to 'ghost' somebody? Is it OK to do after two or three dates, or is it a bad move that's never acceptable? more


I guess emailing me an easily answered question seemed like a good idea. Are you looking for attention, or did you forget to pay your Internet bill this month? more

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Look, you may otherwise think you’re a stellar lover, but if you’re attempting monogamy, do you really think you’re going to get away with not going to places you’re uncomfortable with in order to keep an interesting sex life? more

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I’ve committed a lot of my precious time (approx. 4 minutes a month) to answering SERIOUS questions about sex & relationships. Then I get this abomination. Is this your twisted version of the classic favourite meal/album on a desert island question? more

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I’ve been a viewer of online pornography for quite a long time now and lately I’m starting to worry more and more about my search history becoming public. What will happen to society if this kind of information becomes part of the public record? more

I recently started dating a new guy, and we’ve been having sex for a few weeks. He recently just confided in me that he really gets off on urination. I’m not disgusted by it, but it also doesn’t turn me whatsoever. more

How do you win a woman’s heart? Is it with flowers, sweet sentiment or a hefty endowment? Sex just isn’t enough sometimes, all I really want is just some affection from a woman – a woman to cuddle, kiss, caress. more

I have been instructed that my first column should be an introduction of myself to you, the wonderful readers. But, can a person sum up his life in 600 to 800 words? I say no. However, by using big words with run-on sentences, I might be able to pul more